IFOKTHANKERS

You have created a culture in which it is not only acceptable, but it is encouraged, to insult and degrade each-other through this auctioning platform. The shame and guilt produced by this behavior of EACH and EVERY one of you at gop, will undoubtedly continue on to your descendants, as it should. I hope you are ALL, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, proud of your accomplishment, every single day. You should. You've earned it, with all the hard work you've put into bringing out the cromagnon from literally hundreds of small-penised, no-lifers that inhabit the planet. This is indeed a remarkable achievement, and as such it will be remembered. Congratulations, and of course, THANKS.

Not as limited as your comprehensive skills, apparently, lol.

Still fixing hands pre-flop. What a disgrace.

1) Go all-in with the crappiest hands you can have, regardless of anything. CONSTANTLY. 2) Say thanks EVERY SINGLE TIME you win a hand, regardless of if you've been complimented before. Actually, NEVER say thanks when you're complimented. Say it ONLY after you win hands and no one says anything. 3) Laugh CONTINUOUSLY when someone loses, and say THAT HURTS, specifically when those wonderful, ONCE-IN-A-FOKIN-LIFETIME one-outers HAPPEN to take place, you know, when one player has flopped a set of Aces (with pocket aces), the table is A35, an opponent holds 59, the first player bets half the pot, opponent goes allin, AND OF COURSE turn & river are 55, OF COURSE, DUMBO! So, make sure to SPECIFY that THAT HURTS. These are the basic principles by which this auction platform is run, and these are the values of the platform's creators: Be AS OBNOXIOUS as the internet allows you to be -and the platform rewards you for that-, and pretty soon everything should fall into place.

Then quit fixing hands preflop, for thankers' sake, and make this a fokin poker game, not an auction mechanism. You've been told a million times, get on with it. Oh, and unban me from table chat already. So many thankers' mothers to wish to.

It's called capitalism. Apparently, the number of players that enjoys being humiliated like that, and comes back for more is larger than those quitting.

It;'s not the players, ARTMAKERJEN, haven't you figured that out already? The game is programmed that way, that is to favor allin-going players. Can't you see the pattern, ALREADY? How many 0,666% chance river cards losses will it take for you to finally accept this as an auction platform, and behave accordingly?? Haven't you noticed that the actual number of your folded hands that would have won the pot is RIDICULOUSLY high? Can't you see that cards are PREDETERMINED, PREFLOP, so as to make up for "interesting" hands? Haven't you observed the exclamation mark in daily activity, how it flashes BEFORE the hand is over, say in blackjack? Even your average thanker has figured that out by now.. (greetings to ALL of them btw, and of course their sweet mothers <3 )

γαμω τον χριστό και την παναγία σας μπάσταρδα, με το στημένο το γαμωπαίχνιδό σας, απολειφάδια της πούτσας, γαμημένοι ένας κι ένας, μουνόπανα.

Yes, I am. Equal (amount of people) to what? To those not coming on here but still upset by and/or observant of, the GOPTA? The number of overall users that complain in here about anything, both as an absolute number and as a % of any other group of users, is irrelevant to the fact that this is indeed an algorithm-manipulated auction game, that resembles a video game (in that you have to follow specific steps and observe patterns and motives) much more than it resembles a poker game. This algorithm can be triggered in one's favor by (among other methods) going all-in, and some players use this trick to their advantage. That is my response to the original question of this topic. One could claim that free chips allow users to be more risk-prone in their game, thus achieving better results with all-ins than would normally be expected. Well, that one would be either VERY naive (to put it politely), or still novice at dealing with the monster that GOPTA is, or a gop fanboy.

You are both missing the point. Going all-in, raising, and re-raising, pepretually, IRRESPECTIVE of your hand, is what keeps the auctions, pardon me, the game going, it's what feeds the GOPTA (gop Trolling Algorithm). When you stop treating this as a poker game, and carefully observe the patterns, it will all make sense. p.s. They allegedly stopped the private games, to prevent people from exchanging chips in the Big Win competitions, then eliminated Big Win tables alltogether. Now people just exchange points towards the team challenge goals in all other available tables, simply by arranging it in team chats, private chats, or even at the table chats. Yet another brilliant problem elimination by the Auctioning Masterminds.

but this is impossible! gop uses the super fantastic card shuffler that ENSURES a fair game. check your settings, log off and log on, say a mantra at your bathroom mirror, or go to jackpot casino and bet all your stack with a shitty hand. that should fix things.

I am talking about the moon. You are talking about the finger.

Educational? Entertaining? Instructional? If you want to learn about auctions, go to Sotheby's. If you want to learn about poker, go to youtube,. If you want entertainment, spend real time with loved ones. This is a highly manipulated, auction-based card game, where you are perpetually driven to believe that elephants can fly, cucumbers can talk, and raising pre-flop with 8-3 offsuit and 89% of your stack guarantees you a full house, and an unbeatable hand. In here you will meet people behaving in cro-magnon fashion, which if they even tried in real life would cost them a limp leg and a few teeth. In here you will get rewarded for behaving like a cro magnon, but banned for ever from chatting when replying to the cromagnons. In here, you will get your chips reduced from 900 MILLION to 5 MILLION by the admin, because the Einsteins of programming fucked up their trolling algorithm, topped with ridiculous, 2nd grade excuses and "if you like it" attitude. In here you will get automated responses of the type "we use the super fantastic Card Shuffler 666 software that ensures a fair game", when even your below average thanker can tell that cards are fixed preflop (so as to provide players with conflicting nuts draws) and during the game, so as to induce betting, more betting, perpetual raising and re-raising. In here you will find a tribute to the all-time classic arcade NBA Jam, with poker players going on fire, just because it's "fun & entertaining". In here your common sense, understanding of odds and probabilities and basic rationality will be humiliated every single time you log on and expect to deal with a seemingly "fair" game. For thanker's sake, save your soul somewhere else, YAMAGATA.

You keep treating this as a poker game, Mitso. Well, how many times do I have to post it? It ain't one. This is an auction platform, take it or leave it. And quit spending real money on it, for thanker's sake!

Daily achievements are too difficult to succeed. Here are some suggestions to spice them up, as per Auction Poker style: * Flop a straight, and lose to opponent going all in with a pair, achieving a full house,, or a flush, or even quads. * Flop a full house, and lose to a better full house, because opponent went all-in. * Win 11 consecutive folded hands, so as to make you believe that impossible is truly nothing. * Flop quads, and lose to better quads, because opponent went all-in * Having the nuts and losing to any opponent going all in on the river and hitting a one-outer, while you have the nuts until then, only to realize that you had the 2nd nuts and you hadn't realized, dumbo, this is auction not poker, dumbo. These are some really simple ideas, derived from daily experience with the auctions in here. I believe they would enhance the already extremely high credibility and believability of the GXLS666-Super-Fantastic Card Shuffler you claim to use and EVERYONE believes you. THANKS, and many, WARM, greetings to all thankers' mothers out there <3. 😎